As a New Orleanian, who at the moment still has a pulse, I hereby pledge to take a stand with Giant Cone during the 2021 mayoral election and demand a detour from the S.O.S. that continually plagues our city. New Orleans may have been founded with the help of criminals, pirates, prostitutes, and gamblers, but that doesn\'t mean our elected officials should continue assuming those roles out of tradition. The Giant Cone campaign, through the support of myself and other fellow citizens, unifies a call from locals to put all offices of our city\'s leadership, their associates, and their minions under construction for vast improvement.
